Beren and Luthien/Miss Piggy and Kermit Mash-Up


I’ve got some other real goodies, but until Disney (which owns Star Trek and the Muppet Show) and the estates of Tolkien and C.S. Lewis are more amenable, you will have to wait on them.

Fan fiction is safe from legal action, however, if it is a parody. Here’s mine:

The pond was deep, his skin was green, 
And on the stage a light was seen
Of many lightbulbs glimmering.
The lily pads white and fair. 

Miss Piggy was dancing there.
 Like Mary Antoinette was her hair,
To a pit orchestra near the scene.
And in her raiment shimmering.

There Kermit came from backstage bold
 And wandered there lost in thought 
 About how he again must Fozzie scold 
He hopped alone and sorrowing.

He peered between the curtain, caught. 
And saw in wonder flowers of gold. 
 Upon her mantle and her sleeves
And her snout like nose following.

Enchantment healed his weary flippers.
That through muddy waters doomed to swim. 
 And forth he hastened, strong and chipper.
 And gasped at strobelights glistening.
Through the entire theatre it seemed to him. 

  She heavily fled on dancing feet from guillotine. 
  And left him lonely still to swim
   In the silent pond listening.
  That in his flippers lay glistening.

As Kermit looked into her eyes 
Within the shadows of her hair
The trembling starlight of the skies.
He saw there mirrored shimmering

Miss Piggy the porcine-fair.
 Diva, violent, street-wise
  About him cast her shadowy hair 
  And arms like pewter deadening.

Long was the way that fate them bore
O’er five seasons with many guests.
 Through changes of face, and Annie Sue 
Not to mention Johnny Cash

Anatomical differences between them lay             
And yet at last they married — or did they?